January 14 Challenge: Turn a Headline into a Poem

Now that you've sharpened your teeth a little, take a bite out of this challenge:
Find a headline that intrigues you, and turn it into a poem.  You've got a whole leisurely Saturday to do it.

I hear the commenting section is buggy.  If you can't use it, e it to me on the contact link or via my facebook page and I'll post it for you.  Make sure to let me know it's ok to post it.

Boog pre-empted  us during haiku day by shear serendipity.  He's always been ahead of the curve.

The bishop busted
Six hundred naughty pix and
A handheld device

Source:  http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/05/world/americas/canada-judge-frees-jailed-bishop.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=%22handheld+device%22+priest&st=cse

Mine's old, from a Gazette Times Headline:

Trapper seeks cougar that killed llama

 It starts out innocently enough. 

The llama had been seeking the field mint

It knew grew sweetly on the south hillside,

The mint had been seeking a bit of shade there,

Near the edge where the forest bled into the

Pasture.  The cougar had been seeking deer,

Having no geographic or recent genetic reason,

Before such animals bled from one land to another,

To want for the taste of llama.  The trapper

Was after nutria, another import wreaking havoc.

But a job’s a job, and the llama owner, taking all

Of this much too personally, is after revenge.

We are all seeking one thing or another.  We have

Lost track of our edges, we want to pretend we can

Move outside where we belong, and no one will

Notice; nothing will end up bleeding.  This is the

Misfortune of poorly directed hungers.