Wednesday's challenge: Bad County Western Song Titles. Bonus points for writing a verse or more to go with them.
Here's a few real song titles to get you in the mood:
"Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Love Was Real"
"She's Got Freckles On Her But (t-- I Love Her)"
"How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?"
"You Can't Have Your Kate (and Edith Too)
"How Could You Believe Me When I Told You That I Loved You (When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life)"
"I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life"
"Drop-Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goal Posts of Life"
"If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?"
"The Last Word in 'Lonesome' is 'ME' "
And as a token for your muse:
3 comments:
"Is it cold in here, or is it just you?"
"Take yer guns off my gun-rack, and git!"
( dance to the) "Bud-sluggin', belt-buckle-tuggin', boot-scootin' boogie"
"Don't meth with him, he's trouble"
That first one is from Joe Diffie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkYSt9AOwhM
REAL Country Songs:
Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
AND MY NEW SONG MONSANTO MAN IN HONOR OF LIVING HERE IN MONSANTO LAND IN IOWA:
Monsanto Man
My daddy owned this land
My momma baked the bread
We got eaten by Monsanto
And both of them are dead
I try to make a living
for my kids and wife
but I miss the feel of sunshine
that once lit up my life
oh, monsanto man,
and i'm losing land i loved;
monsanto man,
forgive me, God above
i got to make a living
i got to buy my food
i miss what once was given
i'm in a real bad mood.
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